Saturday, 31 December 2011

The Dark Tale of Sundi

    In the beginning, before time began, before humans walked on the face of the earth a strange and curious creature lived alone.He was a machine, designed to do one thing, and one thing only... to stalk others. He was a complete and total stalker. His greatest skill was to stalk and he found immense pleasure in the act of stalking. Some crave for love, others for drugs but Sundi, for his name was Sundi, craved for company. In those days, before the dawn of man, there was not much for Sundi to stalk except for the wild and vicious creatures that roamed in the dark. It wasn't long before he grew weary of stalking these animals, and he longed for more challenging prey to stalk. 
    Then, on the 6th day, God created man. And on the 6th day Sundi rejoiced...for here was finally something worth stalking. Most people believe sin originally entered the world through man disobeying God and eating the forbidden fruit. However, a theory suggests that man first committed sin when Adam asked Sundi to piss off in one of his dates with Eve. 
But Sundi could not be stopped so easily.
He continued to stalk them, each and every day until, in desperation, they abandoned the Garden of Eden..the beautiful home God had given them.
    For several years Sundi searched in vain for Adam and Eve, and over time the race of man grew. The Serpent (Satan), on the day of the Fall, had realized that Sundi could be a valuable asset, and could be used later. And so Sundi’s body was preserved in the burning sulphur of the river Quae in Hell, while the spirit of Sundi dwelled with the Devil Himself. And his body was preserved until a later day when a man and a woman who were as enjoyable to stalk as Adam and Eve would appear in the world. And so Sundi's spirit dwelt in the halls of Lucifer, waiting impatiently to be set loose. Until almost 6000 years a later, when a boy called Ashish John and a girl called Priyanka Saha were conceived in the wombs of mortals.
   Sundi’s body was raised from the burning sulphur of the river Quae in Hell, and the Devil himself leashed his ultimate weapon of doom on to the soon-to-be couple.Yet the Devil did this on one term..that Sundi be wiped clean of all his memory, lest he reveal secrets of hell or the Garden.And so Sundi once again entered this world in the form of man. And so the prophecy in 1 John 2:18 was fulfilled: "Dear children, this is the last hour; and as you have heard that the anti-christ is coming, even now many anti-christs have come".
   And Sundi grew as an ordinary man, but within him the secret desire to stalk always remained and he stalked many people, yet his spirit waited for the couple he was destined to stalk. And in time, after 16 years of man had passed, he came to meet Ashish John and Priyanka Saha, who by this time were already courting one another.Not the highest heights nor the deepest of depths, not the ends of the earth nor the furthest heavens could now separate Sundi from Pryanka and Ashish. For the doom of Sundi has fallen upon them and remains still as a shroud above their minds. And only time will now tell how this story will end...perhaps they will tell Sundi to piss off, perhaps they will succumb to the dark powers and break-up; and Sundi will continue to stalk them separately.
   Here in the pages of our blog we have written that which has been forgotten by all save a fortunate few, so that many others may now know the history of Sundi and of his character. We cannot hope to know what the future holds in store for Sundi and the couple destined to be his victims. We can only wait and observe patiently.Sundi will continue to stalk them, but also his friends, his family and everyone....... including you.  You have been WARNED.

Monday, 26 December 2011

I was bored

hi.
Today wasn't an interesting day. And so I will talk about it. Look its a cool picture.
That picture was so cool that it brought a smile to my face. I will cherish that moment. Well yes, so today i read a book and while i was reading the book i fell asleep. And I cannot explain why that happened. I was not bored of the book, I found it more than averagely awsum and was enjoying it. I was not particularly sleepy for i had went to bed early last night. And yet I slept. This brings me to the conclusion that I was destined to sleep for a reason, that there were supernatural forces at work. I may never know what these forces were or why I was meant to sleep at that time. But the event is now recorded online and will not be forgotten by me ever. 

Wednesday, 21 December 2011

THE HOBBIT trailer

There are multiple levels of awsum things in the world. There are the normal, averagishly awsum things which you just say are awsum without really thinking about it. Then there are pretty awsum things which you really think are awsum. You can divide these into even more detailed levels of awsumness. But there is highest level of awsumness which cannot be broken down. Things on that level are uniquely, life-changingly awsum. There are only a few things in this world that can reach those heights of awsumness and the Lord of the Rings is one of those. Which is why today we're celebrating a special occasion. The first trailer for THE HOBBIT, the prequel to the Lord of the Rings was released today. There is no doubt in my mind that THE HOBBIT will reach the level of awsumness that Lord of the Rings did. So watch the trailer. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G0k3kHtyoqc&feature=g-all-u&context=G252e995FAAAAAAAAAAA

Saturday, 17 December 2011

The Introduction

Hi
We are the Separators. This is our blog. From our brief presence in this world we have gathered much knowledge, wisdom and lore. We entered this world as ordinary people. We suffered the pains and limitations of being human. And we have not succumbed to it. We were conceived in the spirit of awsumness and we were trained in the art of it. Over time our experiences, our talents and the spirit within us bred us into what we are today. Through the remainder of the brief span of our lives we will share much of what we have learnt.
Within this blog you will find the secrets of life, the inspiration to live it when all seems lost and other stuff...
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We hope that you too will understand the secrets; that you too will break the chains of conformity and become one with the spirit. The blog will be updated often, eventually it will build into a vast store of knowledge. Visit it as frequently as you wish and learn all that we have yet to share.